You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Pewdiepie.
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like pewdiepie?
Stranger: hell frickin yea\
You: can you ggive a link to your favorite video?
Stranger: yea one moment pls
You: ok
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm112ERjB_o
Stranger: there you go
You: mine is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you trolled me
Stranger: oh my god
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You: Darude-Sandstorm
Stranger: i love that song
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You: Guess who this is:
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Stranger: wow that is kawai
You: WRONG
You: its lines of texts
Stranger: what
Stranger: dramaticly
Stranger: oh wow smart (_!_)
You: thats a nice butt
You: (_!_)
Stranger: i know right
You: (_?_)
Stranger: dumb a
You: (______________________________________|______________)
You: Surgery butt
Stranger: very funny
You: .
You: nonexistant butt
Stranger: wow
You: {_|_)
You: Pointy butt
You: {_|_}
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3XJHyqxE0s
Stranger: do you play realm of the mad god
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8fFByuHcPI
Stranger: wait are you like a creepy old dude trying to get my pictures n stuff
You: *women
Stranger: oh im a guy so hell na
You: I already have your pics
You: and your wives
Stranger: i am 11 years old going to middle school
Stranger: you know nothing
You: I KNOW EVERYTHING
You: Your name is Patricia Starr
You: You live at 666 Drive
You: And you eat popsicles for breakfast
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: yes
You: ys
You: tstestsetset
You: set
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You: setes
Stranger: how do know about me
You: yes
You: You just told me
Stranger: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: i am stupid
You: Let me tell you a story
You: Lifts-Her-Tail Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers. Crantius Colto Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers? Lifts-Her-Tail I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid. Crantius Colto So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail. Lifts-Her-Tail You embarrass me, sir! Crantius Colto Fear not. You are safe here with me. Lifts-Her-Tail I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not! Crantius Colto Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear. Lifts-Her-Tail But it is huge! It could take me all night! Crantius Colto Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
Stranger: O K
Stranger: i am polish
Stranger: yea
You: I am shoe
You: together we are
You: shoe polish
Stranger: well hello shoe
Stranger: wow
Stranger: do you want to hear a pickup line my 5 grade freind told me
You: sure
Stranger: are you little ceasers cause ure hot and im ready
You: Let me tell you one
Stranger: ok
You: Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!
Stranger: hi my name is _________ and im here to %*$( u
You: If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you.
Stranger: nice pants can i test the zipper
You: You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hose on!
Stranger: do i know you cause i cant tell who you are with your clothes on
You: I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
You: You don't look good in blue, but you do look good in
You: clear
Stranger: if you were a vegetable you would be clear
Stranger: fu i meant a cucumber
You: Hey people call me the bar stool because of my third leg
Stranger: baby i will treat you like homework. slam you down and do you all night
You: Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u
Stranger: there are 206 bones in your body do you want me to add a nother
You: If you were a laser you'd be set to stunning.
Stranger: if you were a baker i would fill your buns with cream
Stranger: got to go see ya
You: ok
You: see me
Stranger: lol